Still Life With Febreeze: Part 1 of a 300 Part Series

RON PAUL LOGOS FOR YOUR MYSPACE BACKGROUND #swag

J: yo romeo i aint ded kbye

R: lol imo u r aorn

J: nimo. drank fake poison.

R: WOOT BRB

J: ur ghey tho, running off w mercutio, who is a real man. l8r emofag!

R:

Sphinx: Answer me this riddle or I’m gonna eat your ass

Oedipus: w/e

Sphinx: What walks on four legs in the—

Oedipus: [typing into google instant] Man.

Sphinx: Fuck! Asshole.[vanishes]

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Later. Oedipus on couch playing Call of Duty. Tiresias enters.

Tiresias: Yo nigga you checked your wiki page lately?

Oedipus: [distractedly] No…

Tiresias: Somebody edited them shits all up, saying you killed your pop and be fuckin your moms and shit.

Oedipus: WTF

Da_SpHyNxxx: [voice echoing through Oedipus’s headset] HEADSHOT BITCH

Scene.

Mostly he-man blood thanks for asking.

Then the breakdown.

Then this:

The Journey Begins

CONGRATULATIONS YOUR AN IDIOT

Shake the spear harder next time.

Before the invention of forks