…and neither do you!
RON PAUL LOGOS FOR YOUR MYSPACE BACKGROUND #swag
J: yo romeo i aint ded kbye
R: lol imo u r aorn
J: nimo. drank fake poison.
R: WOOT BRB
J: ur ghey tho, running off w mercutio, who is a real man. l8r emofag!
Sphinx: Answer me this riddle or I’m gonna eat your ass
Sphinx: What walks on four legs in the—
Oedipus: [typing into google instant] Man.
Sphinx: Fuck! Asshole.[vanishes]
Later. Oedipus on couch playing Call of Duty. Tiresias enters.
Tiresias: Yo nigga you checked your wiki page lately?
Oedipus: [distractedly] No…
Tiresias: Somebody edited them shits all up, saying you killed your pop and be fuckin your moms and shit.
Da_SpHyNxxx: [voice echoing through Oedipus’s headset] HEADSHOT BITCH
Mostly he-man blood thanks for asking.
Then the breakdown.
The Journey Begins
CONGRATULATIONS YOUR AN IDIOT
Shake the spear harder next time.