Travelin' Boots

Jun 03

Before the invention of forks

Miracles (New Lyrics)

If magic is all you can understand
You’ll probably constantly misapprehend
the shit that you come across everyday
and think you see miracles in every way.
Oceans cover 71% of the globe
300 billion stars in the milky ways robe
But if you get high and look up in the sky
while you’re fishing, you might tumble over the side.
Look at the mountains, trees, the (five) seas
And everything chilling in antartica, freezing.
Hot lava is molten rocks, rain is heavy fog.
Imprisoned zoo giraffes versus pet cats and dogs (why not?).
And I’ve seen eighty-five thousand assholes
All in one room, together as asssholes.
it’s criminal that juggalos are allowed to reproduce.
please consider abortion or adoption in the future.
The sun and the moon are different from Mars.
The Milky Way is full of potential meteors.
UFOs don’t exist, some rivers have fish.
You have to water seeds and provide them nutrients.
Niagara falls are glacial the pyramids were slave-made
Children are credulous while still developing brains.
Fucking rainbows after precipitation
are an optical illusion caused by light refraction.
Don’t feed the pelicans in San Francisco dude
they will become endangered if you give them the wrong food.
And music is vibrations, pitched at regular intervals
it can be measured on several different instruments and follows simple rational rules.

Music is not magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
It’s just not visible
(Do you hate people who are smarter than you)
You can emit it with your mouth.
(Please proceed to the sterilization center)

Music is not like love, one is a feeling
And the other is moving air bouncing off the ceiling
rebounding, neither one is magic in the least…
and neither does ‘me’ rhyme with ‘astounding’.
Water beats fire, air beats dirt.
Magnetism is actually a very complicated subject.
If you’d rather not talk to a scientist
you can speak to a social worker who’ll put you on a list.
Solar eclipses cannot cause hurricane swells.
Fifteen thousand Juggalos have 1 trillion brain cells.
Of those, very few are used. Your mom is a whore.
That didn’t really follow but i was getting bored.
If you’ve seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
You need to find something else to watch when youre high.
Your little boys may look just like their dad.
Or not. It’s a combination of genetics and chance.
For instance if you enjoy the music of ICP
you were probably hurt by a family member at a young age.
It’s very hard to travel anywhere when you’re poor
its hard not to be ignorant stuck behind your door.
I suggest you do some research into ratiocination
To understand most things have mundane explanations.
Whether or not you believe in creation,
nature doesn’t need your punkass rationalization.
Crows are real, unlike ghosts,
I’ve never even heard of the the midnight coast.
Just open your mind, and open a book
or even a magazine jesus christ.

(Are you a believer in miracles)
Most things in nature have immediate causes
(How often do you fall for people trying to scam you)
Doing lots of drugs will make you stupid btw
(Are you a believer in miracles) You may be mentally unstable
(Seeing magic and miracles everywhere may be signs that you need to go to a therapist)
(because of the childhood sexual abuse i mean)
(I am sorry for your lots)