Travelin' Boots

fragagallery: …and neither do you!

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 16:42:21 -0500

fragagallery:

…and neither do you!

Still Life With Febreeze: Part 1 of a 300 Part Series

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:11:00 -0400

Still Life With Febreeze: Part 1 of a 300 Part Series

RON PAUL LOGOS FOR YOUR MYSPACE BACKGROUND #swag

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 22:43:00 -0400

RON PAUL LOGOS FOR YOUR MYSPACE BACKGROUND #swag

LIterature + Smartphones 2

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 09:38:25 -0400

J: yo romeo i aint ded kbye

R: lol imo u r aorn

J: nimo. drank fake poison.

R: WOOT BRB

J: ur ghey tho, running off w mercutio, who is a real man. l8r emofag!

R:

Literature + Smartphones 1

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 09:21:00 -0400

Sphinx: Answer me this riddle or I’m gonna eat your ass

Oedipus: w/e

Sphinx: What walks on four legs in the—

Oedipus: [typing into google instant] Man.

Sphinx: Fuck! Asshole.[vanishes]

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Later. Oedipus on couch playing Call of Duty. Tiresias enters.

Tiresias: Yo nigga you checked your wiki page lately?

Oedipus: [distractedly] No…

Tiresias: Somebody edited them shits all up, saying you killed your pop and be fuckin your moms and shit.

Oedipus: WTF

Da_SpHyNxxx: [voice echoing through Oedipus’s headset] HEADSHOT BITCH

Scene.

Mostly he-man blood thanks for asking.

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 10:00:00 -0400

Mostly he-man blood thanks for asking.

Then the breakdown. Then this:

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 10:00:00 -0400

Then the breakdown.

Then this:

The Journey Begins

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:24:39 -0400

The Journey Begins

CONGRATULATIONS YOUR AN IDIOT

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 09:24:20 -0400

CONGRATULATIONS YOUR AN IDIOT

Shake the spear harder next time.

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 10:00:00 -0400

Shake the spear harder next time.

Before the invention of forks

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:00:00 -0400

Before the invention of forks

Miracles (New Lyrics)

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:03:00 -0400

If magic is all you can understand
You’ll probably constantly misapprehend
the shit that you come across everyday
and think you see miracles in every way.
Oceans cover 71% of the globe
300 billion stars in the milky ways robe
But if you get high and look up in the sky
while you’re fishing, you might tumble over the side.
Look at the mountains, trees, the (five) seas
And everything chilling in antartica, freezing.
Hot lava is molten rocks, rain is heavy fog.
Imprisoned zoo giraffes versus pet cats and dogs (why not?).
And I’ve seen eighty-five thousand assholes
All in one room, together as asssholes.
it’s criminal that juggalos are allowed to reproduce.
please consider abortion or adoption in the future.
The sun and the moon are different from Mars.
The Milky Way is full of potential meteors.
UFOs don’t exist, some rivers have fish.
You have to water seeds and provide them nutrients.
Niagara falls are glacial the pyramids were slave-made
Children are credulous while still developing brains.
Fucking rainbows after precipitation
are an optical illusion caused by light refraction.
Don’t feed the pelicans in San Francisco dude
they will become endangered if you give them the wrong food.
And music is vibrations, pitched at regular intervals
it can be measured on several different instruments and follows simple rational rules.

Music is not magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
It’s just not visible
(Do you hate people who are smarter than you)
You can emit it with your mouth.
(Please proceed to the sterilization center)

Music is not like love, one is a feeling
And the other is moving air bouncing off the ceiling
rebounding, neither one is magic in the least…
and neither does ‘me’ rhyme with ‘astounding’.
Water beats fire, air beats dirt.
Magnetism is actually a very complicated subject.
If you’d rather not talk to a scientist
you can speak to a social worker who’ll put you on a list.
Solar eclipses cannot cause hurricane swells.
Fifteen thousand Juggalos have 1 trillion brain cells.
Of those, very few are used. Your mom is a whore.
That didn’t really follow but i was getting bored.
If you’ve seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
You need to find something else to watch when youre high.
Your little boys may look just like their dad.
Or not. It’s a combination of genetics and chance.
For instance if you enjoy the music of ICP
you were probably hurt by a family member at a young age.
It’s very hard to travel anywhere when you’re poor
its hard not to be ignorant stuck behind your door.
I suggest you do some research into ratiocination
To understand most things have mundane explanations.
Whether or not you believe in creation,
nature doesn’t need your punkass rationalization.
Crows are real, unlike ghosts,
I’ve never even heard of the the midnight coast.
Just open your mind, and open a book
or even a magazine jesus christ.

(Are you a believer in miracles)
Most things in nature have immediate causes
(How often do you fall for people trying to scam you)
Doing lots of drugs will make you stupid btw
(Are you a believer in miracles) You may be mentally unstable
(Seeing magic and miracles everywhere may be signs that you need to go to a therapist)
(because of the childhood sexual abuse i mean)
(I am sorry for your lots)

The next week he switched to driving his dog around in a car.

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:00:00 -0400

The next week he switched to driving his dog around in a car.

We’re going to need a more depressing life.

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 10:00:00 -0400

We’re going to need a more depressing life.

Oil Spill Might Be A Good Thing

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 11:33:00 -0400

for lols I mean.

SCREAMO BAND OR FAULKNER NOVEL?

Wed, 26 May 2010 08:48:00 -0400

A Light In August

Delta Autumn

Absalom, Absalom!

If I Forget Thee Jerusalem

A Rose for Emily

The Sound and the Fury

Flags in the Dust

As I Lay Dying

The Unvanquished [DE]

Requiem for a Nun

The continental United States of Americow.

Tue, 18 May 2010 11:00:00 -0400

The continental United States of Americow.

All God's Creatures Are Disappointing

Mon, 17 May 2010 10:00:00 -0400

All males pictured.

THE VICIOUS CYCLE CONTINUES

Sat, 15 May 2010 10:00:00 -0400

Plus he lost $10,000 trying to fight an elephant.

Fri, 14 May 2010 14:00:00 -0400

Plus he lost $10,000 trying to fight an elephant.